Invite Fouhy to Thanksgiving

Why Fouhy would make a good addition to your Thanksgiving

I will bring booze. I will eat my vegetables. I will compliment your cooking. I will stay out of the kitchen. I will enjoy the parade, watch football, and take a post meal nap. I will save room for dessert. I will engage in conversation. I will play charades. I may tell an inappropriate joke. Grandma will love me.